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It is an immediate sense of curiosity that some Colombian women have upon meeting a foreigner.

Most of my close friends here in Medellin are foreigners and I have seen girls break their neck checking them out as we walk down the street.

If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow. Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the butts. Funny Gerbil: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat, or they'll flush me!

I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, cruel, or rude. But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help to get through the New Year. I have lived my entire life, barring the past 5 years of course, in Southern California.At first glance, Medellin women do not perceive me as a foreigner due to the way I look.Places frequented by tourists in Medellin are more saturated with foreigners than before.Hot Medellin girls are not the sole reason for this rise in tourism to “The City of Eternal Spring”, but it is definitely up there.

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